Monday, May 23, 2011

47 spike your classic jokes

1. my people never hold a grudge, grudges against the spot I usually overstated.

2. not at my grave and cry. Reincarnation of my way dirty.

3. is that Zhang, a computer at home you press the CTRL + C, and then in the company's computer and then CTRL + V is definitely not work. Even if the line is not the same article. No, no, more expensive computers will not work.

4. If you flowers, after the cattle dung are afraid to pull it!

5. First, happy 6. 45 ° looking up to others of their choice, to 135 ° looking down Xiuguai others see you.

7. a real cat NB flutter cattle, in the workplace should be like Conan did, there is a death where I go where and let someone else roll the dice.

8. a cannibal to work, managers repeatedly told not to eat my colleagues agree. Could not resist a few days, eat a cleaners, was immediately found. The sentiment is: Do not eat a lot of people really.

9. Book Review said: What is superfluous? Summer jacket, winter palm-leaf fan, there are so cold I have heart for your gracious post.

10. forever young, forever Zhuangnen, never know what's good, always tears.

11. Many times you just love the object of an individual practice rather than love object.

12. Mr Qian has such a period of evaluation Miss Yang Jiang, and later by sociologists as the ideal model of marriage: 1, in the face of her before, I never thought about getting married. 2, with her so many years, never regretted marrying her wife. 3, has never thought of marrying another woman.

13. you save enough for four five, I can save enough for four five, we can go to Bureau of Civil Affairs married.

14. I face my father expressed his views regarding fat: no Han's life, have a Han's disease.

15. you come to my letter you will not go, you leave me when you have not. - We do that to fate and love.

16. Do you think people cow B, he may not think you cow B, but you have to feel that others cow B, in his eyes you are a cow B, so I think, like unrequited love B ox, cattle B is the sexual gratification.

17. Whether beautiful or not beautiful woman will be fooled. Different is that lucky woman found a big liar, lied to her life. Unfortunately, the woman found a little liar, lied to her for a while.

19. people most vulnerable place, is reluctant. No longer bear a wonderful feeling, could not bear a vanity, reluctant applause. We always thought the best days will be very, very long, and do not leave so quickly. Relented and in our lack of courage, the best passing day of the relentlessly.

20. I thought that I was the cliff of a flower, then I, but a sea of ​​a slag.

21. Now you call me, because you do not know me, so after you know me, you will beat me.
22. day without reading, no one could see; one week to study, started to be Detroit Metal City; January, not reading, IQ loss to pigs. mopper who remember Oh!

23. about the current success of women in the following four ways: First, learn English, marry a foreigner. Second, learn English, study abroad, marry foreigners. Third, learn English, study abroad, study abroad and return home to marry a foreigner. Fourth, learn English, study abroad, studies abroad, to work hard, marry a foreigner.

24. Some people smart like the weather, changeable; some people stupid like weather forecasts, weather changes it can not be seen.

25. nonstop miss, easy to live up to, unknowingly stranger.

26. Stones tells us: those who truly love the last all gone, all the final mix are reunited.

27. If you do not often encounter setbacks, it shows you do not very innovative - Woody. Allen

28. two people together, more not to change the other, but accepted, so that it inclusive, if the light thinking about change, it is not life, that is war.

29. all issues are ultimately a matter of time, all the troubles are actually asking for trouble.

30. people will always do not know who told you what time inadvertently said goodbye never really gone after.

31. a lot of things between the

32. the road to success is always in construction.

33. 【Do you like my angel's face, or the devil's body? 】 【I like your sense of humor. 】

34. Got off tour guide, said:

35. I do not go to hell, who is under the love of who

36. the way of their choice, their knees should finish

37. I've not much you can not . I'm not wrong you do not. What a misunderstanding.

38. like your looks, think fuzzy. - I suddenly felt, missing most of this, more light

39. In the years after the sigh, that two teenagers: a stunning of the time, a gentle years.

40. You can never understand, in order for their interest in life, we put a little effort.

41. Confucius said, do not sleep at noon, afternoon crash; Mencius, Confucius said, oranges for

42.9 points to 13 children, how to divide it fair? - Killing four children.

43. If she (he) said to you: education; 40-year-old watching experience; 50-year-old to see intelligence; 60-year-old to see medical records; 70 years to see the calendar; 80-year-old look almanac; 90-year-old to see relics.

45. in the history of the most mysterious of the sector: the departments concerned; in the history of the most mysterious people: insider; in the history of the most authoritative person: brick house called the beast.

46. The upper half of it from

47. Even if is bull feces, but also met the day beetles.

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