1: The daughter told her mother because her mother would love her and her boyfriend, her boyfriend committed suicide *** service. Mother was surprised: suicide now? Daughter said: Fortunately, he ate the wrong medicine, not die. Mother said: I have always said, He is so-so, Taidalielie, which is no big deal. You see, even that little things wrong, how life can be entrusted to it?
Comments: Do not expect women admit they do not admit the habit. Back a thousand mistakes and they have a thousand reasons to absolve itself. Human life, so what? She is still correct.
2: female teachers on the blackboard drawing of a apple, and then ask: children, What is this? The children replied in unison: ass! Female teachers crying outside the classroom, looking for principals complain: children laugh at people. Principals into the classroom, stern and said: how do you put the teacher in tears? Ah! Also drew a butt on the blackboard!
Comments: the apple painting into the buttocks, the nerve to cry, the nerve to complain, great. Regarding the present, women like to find problems from others, always grew more and more aggrieved. Saying goes, people are not err too? Sages will be at fault, women do not have. They are always right, even if wrong, is one pair of gesture
3: dinner, said a rocket scientist to tell you: Recently, we have to go to Mars and a few rats. Voice hardly ever, a beautiful woman interrupted: This rodent control, cost too much it!
Comment: Women act instinctively, that what matters is what is not research, not for rational thinking. Chairman Mao once said, no investigation, no right to speak. No voice, women still speak. They feel good, did not take seriously the views of others, beautiful women, especially
4: A woman walked into the post office, a power to the newspaper, finished after the throw. But also the second, finished after throwing. The third was written, she gave radio operator, and asked the issue as soon as possible. Woman left, the three cable radio operator became interested in this. The first read: it was all over, and never want to see you. The second reads: Do not call,'ll never see me again. The third reads: by the recent train speed, I wait for you.
Comment: If the first two telegrams sent out, it was all over. May issue to a third letter, the end became a starting point. Winston Churchill said, There are two things most difficult, one backward side of the wall, one backward on the other side of the woman. If a woman really to the other side, simply let go of it wants to. But sometimes, they faltered. She says she hates you, you may already have heart; she say no to hate you, you may have no mind at ease. You can not take her words seriously. As capricious, dealing with them was a matter of luck
5: a blonde woman on the plane, sit in first class. Flight attendants over the ticket, told her: your ticket is a common space, and can not sit here. Woman said: I am white, is beautiful, I want to travel first class to Los Angeles. Flight attendants have no alternative but to report head. Leader of the beauty explained: I'm sorry! You do not buy first class tickets, so the only common space to sit. I'm white, is beautiful, I want to travel first class to Los Angeles. Beauty TV drama is still repeated words. Head of no way, she also found the pilot. The captain leaned over and whispered a few words beauty, beauty immediately got up, walked well on its way ordinary cabin. Surprised flight attendants, hurriedly asked the captain said something with the beauty. The captain replied: I can not tell her first class in Los Angeles.
Comments: This intelligence would also like to fly first class, really outrageous! It is said that beautiful women do not read. Do not read, * What mix it? * Face. White, beautiful, with these two, dare to go first class in the mix, and justifiably
6: a beautiful woman cleaning products door to door salesman, a great success. Some people ask for advice to her marketing skills, her eyes flashing lights wrote: very simple. I specifically picked the couple are at home to visit, to the husband explained what he wanted, detailed product performance and features. Finally told him, do not buy right away, so next time when you can say. At this time, next to the hostess often demonstrate a positive attitude, rushed to buy my things.
Comment: Maybe you can find a woman not to eat, but certainly not jealous can not find the woman. Vinegar nourishment, so that women will play. Maybe they do not have too much wisdom, but some tricks and the acting by children
7: The two women met in the street. A said: I received a court summons, saying that pieces of important cases to testify in court tomorrow. B Q: Do you feel nervous? A said: very nervous, I do not know what to wear well.
Comment: Women are good at the smaller events, only a small dressing, make-up, modern love like the details. Men read biographies of great men, and read ****; woman reading biographies of great men, to see the Temple affair. When the life of the business men and women to life when the cause. Fashion and decent clothing is the eternal topic of women, from where they found self-confidence, satisfaction and happiness
8: a woman with a child and a woman, but she gave her daughter to buy new clothes, let his son wear the old ones. Some people laugh at her eccentricity, she explained: export, with special attention to packaging.
Comments: This person who was in business, must make a fortune. Marriage market also need business acumen, her intelligence is not so useless. Day watching television, a beautiful woman in a cynical tone to her female companion, said: We are a man a woman does not dress it? Words were not very nice, but not unreasonable. First, a woman hidden in the clothes in, they can not do without this package. Second, women seeking clothes, men seeking women
9: A woman's marriage certificate her bag packed file, then do not write humor without words: long-term meal ticket.
Comment: There is a popular saying, Well done is better to marry well known. Marriage is a good shortcut, all the things you want to come and do not have a waste of effort. Of course, you have to marry a good capital. Is often the case, women with their own youth and beauty to a man's wealth and power exchange. Just the ticket exchange to a woman, definitely not beautiful. Otherwise, she can switch to an automatic teller machine
10: A fan of the girl said excitedly: playing football and out on the same object, and must have wrapped around the effort. If the feet can be like sticky candy, like a stick in football to succeed. Girlfriend said: then, kicked away!
Comments: insecurity of women, always worried about being abandoned. Why do men no such worries? Because the man's personality and life are separate. So, why women can not independence? Why should we have attached to someone else!
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